Hollywood : like the real world only without the rules and stuff
So, the predictability of Hollywood and the convenient loopholes are what we choose to not know when we enter a cinema, Hollywood follows a couple different rules which makes them able to jump over any sticky situation.
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The guy always goes through security without a problem and always catches the girl
We have all seen the movie a bazillion times, guy gets mad at girl/ sad at girl/ gives up girl. Guy then realizes ( thirty minutes conveniently before the plane leaves) that guy cannot live without said girl. Guy rushes through very heavy traffic ( which is heavy but still finds miraculous ways to get to airport, like hijacking random cars/bikes/motorcycles or having an amazing ability to run which would rival anyone running a marathon. Guy then breezes through security, because nowadays people just believe in giving random guy chance. If not, guy has enough money to pay for a ridiculously overpaid ticket, and still goes to wrong gate and goes to girl's or goes into plane, just because he can. Oh, and girl always accepts him no matter what and decides that yes, she will put her life on hold for him.
Parents are clueless
No matter what havock kids do, parents will not find out. They shall somehow find the exact replicas of broken furniture, the neighbors will not complain to parents about whorehouse/frat party/car accident/bongs and kids will give a little phew look to eachother. Parents , in fact, will not know anything at all, but kids are much smarter. They will definitely not take another day off. Wink Wink.
Cars are like planes, only on streets
In running traffic, in extreme car chases our main character is a regular pro at the road, revving through random traffic, driving through reverse, going through dark alleys. The police, unless run by corrupt people will not seek our heroes out for this, but rather commend them for a job well done even though they have wrecked half the city in catching one random guy.
America is the center of the earth
Whenever there is a disaster happening say meteor/alien/tornado there is no need to call any country but the United States. The United States saves the world and all it's citizens, because it is all knowing and beautiful and never makes really stupid mistakes.
Heroes figures things out in five minutes
The heroes of the films are strangely misunderstood, and while it takes other morons who have studied Nuclear Physics and won awards up to the end of the movie to figure out ...our heroe knows it instantly ( who has only had a high school degree/ dropped out of college/ is mulling options) and it is up to him, and only him to save the day from evil ( fill in blank here)
Funerals are automatic
Heroes do not prepare and pay for wakes, funerals and what not. They instantly happen because we don't have time to pay attention to those details.
The girl is always the prettiest
No one else in said movie is prettier than the main girl, even with glasses and awkward looking, girl will always be wittier, thinner and prettier. Because that is how it works.
The little guy always wins
Upon facing incredible injustice, little guy gets revenge in the end and talks back to evil corporation without consequence.
Poor people don't pay bills
Despite having spent a good thirty minutes talking about not having money, hero can leave job and not pay bills and no creditors are on their butts to pay their bill. Electricity is always turned on and they always have the most high tech computers and clothes.
Loose ends are tied
Everyone in the movie gets a finale, the little guy gets random hot girl who shows up in the last five seconds, the couple are happy, people get money, evil guy ends up miserable, cut to freeze frame of happiness. Unless there is sequel and people find a way to somehow have a random loose end that needs to be given a resolution for say, oh three more movies before the characters are officially dead .
Can anyone think of anything more?
Airport[COLOR=Lovine[/COLOR]
The guy always goes through security without a problem and always catches the girl
We have all seen the movie a bazillion times, guy gets mad at girl/ sad at girl/ gives up girl. Guy then realizes ( thirty minutes conveniently before the plane leaves) that guy cannot live without said girl. Guy rushes through very heavy traffic ( which is heavy but still finds miraculous ways to get to airport, like hijacking random cars/bikes/motorcycles or having an amazing ability to run which would rival anyone running a marathon. Guy then breezes through security, because nowadays people just believe in giving random guy chance. If not, guy has enough money to pay for a ridiculously overpaid ticket, and still goes to wrong gate and goes to girl's or goes into plane, just because he can. Oh, and girl always accepts him no matter what and decides that yes, she will put her life on hold for him.
Parents are clueless
No matter what havock kids do, parents will not find out. They shall somehow find the exact replicas of broken furniture, the neighbors will not complain to parents about whorehouse/frat party/car accident/bongs and kids will give a little phew look to eachother. Parents , in fact, will not know anything at all, but kids are much smarter. They will definitely not take another day off. Wink Wink.
Cars are like planes, only on streets
In running traffic, in extreme car chases our main character is a regular pro at the road, revving through random traffic, driving through reverse, going through dark alleys. The police, unless run by corrupt people will not seek our heroes out for this, but rather commend them for a job well done even though they have wrecked half the city in catching one random guy.
America is the center of the earth
Whenever there is a disaster happening say meteor/alien/tornado there is no need to call any country but the United States. The United States saves the world and all it's citizens, because it is all knowing and beautiful and never makes really stupid mistakes.
Heroes figures things out in five minutes
The heroes of the films are strangely misunderstood, and while it takes other morons who have studied Nuclear Physics and won awards up to the end of the movie to figure out ...our heroe knows it instantly ( who has only had a high school degree/ dropped out of college/ is mulling options) and it is up to him, and only him to save the day from evil ( fill in blank here)
Funerals are automatic
Heroes do not prepare and pay for wakes, funerals and what not. They instantly happen because we don't have time to pay attention to those details.
The girl is always the prettiest
No one else in said movie is prettier than the main girl, even with glasses and awkward looking, girl will always be wittier, thinner and prettier. Because that is how it works.
The little guy always wins
Upon facing incredible injustice, little guy gets revenge in the end and talks back to evil corporation without consequence.
Poor people don't pay bills
Despite having spent a good thirty minutes talking about not having money, hero can leave job and not pay bills and no creditors are on their butts to pay their bill. Electricity is always turned on and they always have the most high tech computers and clothes.
Loose ends are tied
Everyone in the movie gets a finale, the little guy gets random hot girl who shows up in the last five seconds, the couple are happy, people get money, evil guy ends up miserable, cut to freeze frame of happiness. Unless there is sequel and people find a way to somehow have a random loose end that needs to be given a resolution for say, oh three more movies before the characters are officially dead .
Can anyone think of anything more?
